when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
too bad you live with your parents still
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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