capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
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