My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
