brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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