i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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