She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
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