She said her name was "party"
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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