man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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