I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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