he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
