ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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