is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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