You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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