can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
We had sex on a dog bed..
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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