I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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