I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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