im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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