gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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