no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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