Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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