The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Well I just put wine in my tea
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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