Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Shame - the story of my life.
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