can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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