The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Why are your pants in the freezer?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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