Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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