weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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