Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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