is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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