You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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