I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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