I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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