can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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