he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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