I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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