When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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