Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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