Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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