Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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