addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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