hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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