Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
It's never too late to be topless.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Randomize
