I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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