he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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