Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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