I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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