And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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