i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
