Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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