God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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