yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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