Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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