yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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