ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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