he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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