You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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