You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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