i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
do herpes really smell.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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