i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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