We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
