oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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